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This Instagram Account Is All Dick Latte, All the Time (NSFW)

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One talented coffee lover has figured out the best way to start your morning: with dick latte art. And he’s sharing it on Instagram.

The account, @dicklatte, is exactly what it promises: lots of dick lattes. But there’s extraordinary variety!

There’s a holiday series, featuring Thanksgiving:


Valentine’s Day:

And Saint Patrick’s Day:

Sometimes, things get a little recursive:

Or spicy:

The artist shows their work being made:

But aside from that, the mysterious dick barista reveals little else. He told Buzzfeed his origin story:

I bought an espresso machine to save money on coffee and began teaching myself how to make lattes by watching YouTube videos.

I was trying to pour a heart, but at the last second, a perfectly shaped penis plopped out onto the cup.

The rest is history. Dick latte history.

Will @dicklatte run into trouble with Instagram’s “sensitive content” policy? That remains to be seen.

What do you think of this dick latte art? Want a warm, cozy cup of your own? Let us know.

This article was originally published on Mar. 28, 2017

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